Cool Water My Hole

The second new addition to the Cork Scented Candle Collection 

Inspired by Kyla Cobbler’s viral takedown of the original Cool Water, this candle is for anyone who knows the smell of pure delusion when they catch it.

Cool Water My Hole brings you a fresh, cheeky twist on a classic “manly” fragrance — except this one actually smells unreal.

Think cool marine notes, clean woods, a hint of citrus, and a bold Cork attitude that will not apologise for itself.
It’s fresh. It’s gas. It’s the kind of candle you light when you’re expecting company… or when you want the house to smell like you’ve your life together (even if you very much do not).

Perfect for:

• fellas who think they smell great

• girlies who know better

• anyone who appreciates chaotic Irish humour with a side of quality home fragrance

• High-quality soy blend wax for a clean, long-lasting burn

• Perfect funny gift for him or her

• Part of the Cork Candle Collection (Northside Feen, Donkey’s Gudge, Notions)

• Hand-poured in Cork.

• Classy scent, bold name, pure entertainment.